[PatrioticAmerican]

"If the girl doesn't have her ears pierced, her nose pierced, her belly-button pierced, a cell phone, a VISA card, green hair and attitude, she's too young for marriage."

But you just described many 12 year olds in this country.

[T'wit]

> But you just described many 12 year olds in this country.

I know, I know, twice as old as Mohammed liked 'em, almost a spinster, but we have to teach ourselves to appreciate mature women despite the green hair.