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Kyoto 'Flatulence Tax' Plan Causes Turbulence in New Zealand
CNSNews.com ^ | 6/23/03 | Patrick Goodenough

Posted on 06/23/2003 2:49:32 AM PDT by kattracks

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To: TexanToTheCore
If I have a hundred sheep and they produce x kgs of methane a year with no tax, then how much methane will these hundred sheep produce after the tax is paid?

Oh, and please don't say that you don't give a rip....
21 posted on 06/23/2003 9:08:51 AM PDT by damper99
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They produce xkgs, of course. Your assumption that this tax is designed to do anything other than to provide revenue enhancement to the government is incorrect. The Kyoto treaty is one of the greatest revenue enhancement projects ever cooked up by beaurocrats in world history.

The net effect of this tax will be as follows:

1. Marginal producers will be bankrupted. These will be primarily family operations.

2. Corporations, taking advantage of economies of scale will buy up the loose herds and expand production for a net increase in methane production.

3. Based upon economic analyses, the tax will be increased to fight the increasing "sheep fart" crisis. More marginal producers will fail and some of these will be corporations.

4. Kiwi populist politicians will begin running on "saving the family sheep station" and the electorate will not recognize that politicians created the problem in the first place.

5. Parliament will vote substantial subsidies for wool and mutton production. An early guess is that the subsidies will be approxiately ten times the amount (50 million NZ) of the original tax.

6. Eventually the tax on wool and mutton will be so onerous that other countries will become competitive with the NZ industries and you will then see larger corporations begin to experience difficulty. 7. Sheep will then be farmed like chickens in hermetically sealed barns with automatic feeders, and methane scrubbers. There will be the occasional explosion when the scrubbers fail to work correctly. PETA will then launch an ad campaign touting the plight of the New Zealand "slave sheep". 8. At any time in this process, if another country decides to get into sheep production, NZ's industries get cooked, as the government will not be willing to reduce the taxes make this production competitive on a world wide basis. 9. As sheep production falls, the government will increase taxes to make up for any shortfalls from this profit center, thereby eliminating any ability to compete in the world market.

Sound familiar?

22 posted on 06/23/2003 12:46:26 PM PDT by TexanToTheCore
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To: glock rocks
I always face East when I fart.
23 posted on 06/24/2003 2:47:29 AM PDT by R. Scott
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To: R. Scott
LOL. five times a day.
24 posted on 06/24/2003 4:08:03 AM PDT by glock rocks (shoot fast. shoot straight. shoot safe. practice. carry. molon labe)
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To: kattracks
bttt
25 posted on 06/24/2003 3:52:19 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
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To: WKB
What will they think of next?

,,, certainly not the NZ general elections in November 2004.

26 posted on 06/24/2003 3:58:45 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: kattracks
,,, also...
27 posted on 06/24/2003 4:06:37 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: kattracks
So how can we tie Democrats to Kyoto to the Fart Tax without looking mean spirited?
28 posted on 06/24/2003 4:17:16 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: finnman69
That ain't nothing:

I can whip up some ham hocks and beans that would peg the Smel-O-Meter just by looking at them.

29 posted on 06/24/2003 5:13:55 PM PDT by husky ed (FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
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