[Doctor Raoul]

I did not say much to the crowd, but I did say a few things:

"Anyone who knows the lyrics to 'STAND BY YOUR MAN' doesn't have to read Chapter One."

"Winnie The Pooh could be President, Bill Clinton proved that. Neither one wears pants and both are always getting caught with some honey."

"Who's watching Bill? Buy the next book."

[NYC GOP Chick]

I did not say much to the crowd, but I did say a few things:

"Anyone who knows the lyrics to 'STAND BY YOUR MAN' doesn't have to read Chapter One."

"Winnie The Pooh could be President, Bill Clinton proved that. Neither one wears pants and both are always getting caught with some honey."

"Who's watching Bill? Buy the next book."

Too bad you didn't bring your classic "If Osama had been a piece of ass, Bill Clinton would have nailed him" sign. :)