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Of course, it might be just as much fun to force them to memorize it and then eat the article without the services of a shredder.

Or perhaps plaster it on their bathroom mirrors, above their beds, engraved on their meal tables, scrolling across their TV and computer screens every minute such are turned on . . .

Ahhhh, what pleasant dreams . . . in a manner of speaking.