"We should go back to the days of dirty little rooms where people who crave this kind of crap can have all they want and leave the rest of us alone."
Let's see, on the first sentence you identify the fact that the internet is in my house, and on the second, you not only show the desire to control/eliminate what I can view in the privacy of my house, but beyond that, you want to send me out in public to view it.
I have some suggestions for you on how to avoid internet porn:
But no! That's too damned complicated for you, so instead, you want to control what I do in MY house.