New Worl Order

[rintense]

So many great one liners in that flick...

[Sparta]

We're not taking him alive. (Too much of an operation risk to keep alive)

[TomB]

im looking for the court info ware are we and dont look in your blindspot , or back while runnig thruogh the woods let me tell ya!

Try looking in the clue closet.

[scott7278]

I got a satellite image of his pursuers -- it's far worse than he thought:

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yes, that's alll fine and good. But for good fun, translate I am the Walrus into German, then back to English...

I am he
Since you are he
Since you are I
And all we are together.
See, how they run
Like pigs of rifle
See, how them fly. I cry.
Seats on Corn Flakes - offering that the luggage car comes.
Korporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man it an impudent boy been
They let your face grow long.
I am eggman the OH, it is eggman
Oh am I walrus the GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Policeman Mr. City, who pretty small policemen in a row sits,
See, how them fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See, how they run. I cry - I am crying I cry.
Yellow affair vanilla pudding roast fat of the eye dead dog.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy it an impudent girl been,
They left your break hereditary ochers down.
I am eggman the OH -, it is eggmen -
Oh am I walrus. GOO GOO G'JOOB.
In an English garden sit, which waits the sun,
If the sun do not come, receive an acid number from
Are located in the English rain.
I am, Oh eggman, her am eggmen -
Oh am I walrus. G'JOOB, G'GGOO, G'JOOB.
Specialreasonable texpert strangling smokers
Don't you think the fun bird laughter at you? Hectar hectar hectar!
See, like them smiling,
Like pigs in a pig house,
See, like them snied. I cry.
Semoline Pilchards, which climb up the Eiffel essay.
Fundamental Penguinsingen hare Khrishna
You should have seen man it
Step by by Edgar all Poe.
I am eggman the OH -, it is it eggmen -
Oh am I walrus the GOO GOO GOO JOOB
GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO

[William McKinley]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

[scott7278]

"Well, that's what happens when the frightened are chased through the woods - they fall down. Don't you wantch Horror Movies?"

I think he was probably shouved by Bigfoot or a moose.

[William McKinley]

He was right, you were wrong.

Don't zot me

[MWS]

I'm sure you could.. but then you'd hurt my feelings... and I'd have to go curl up and take a nap...

And you don't want that to happen, do you? ;)

[Mr. Mojo]

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I always like that verse.

[scott7278]

Of course, my roving satellite is actually on the ground right now -- it's part of the New World Order.

[Admin Moderator]

Step by by Edgar all Poe.

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

[justshe]

*GASP* (Blushing for Rintense)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I went all the way to Texas, and all they had was flashlights.

My ancestors killed Abraham Lincoln. It haunts me still. Do you know where I can get a bucket of chicken?

[Calpernia]

Click Walrus

[MWS]

The Great Almighty Mod is being VERY nice to you... you should take advantage of this time and keep posting!

(Note to FReepers: Alright, alright, I admit, I just can't get enough of his nonsensical rants...)

[Chad Fairbanks]

[Rebelbase]

I hate to tell you this, but from the angle of that photo your satellite has crashed.

[KDD]

The procedure is code-named TEMPEST, and it's a NSA trick. By simply aiming an antenna at your computer monitor, intelligence experts can use the radiation emitted by the monitor to reconstruct the images on your screen. No hacking, no passwords -- just another legal loophole.

Believe it or not, Albert Pike is still alive.

He bunks with the aliens at area 51.

Are you a Queen from England?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

That would be

GASP!