You have to ask the sister but she's in the shower right now
You have to ask the sister but she's in the shower right now
As best as I can determine, there was a discussion regarding cheese, leading to a mention of a mouse.
A hapless spelling-challenged poster then wrote: "A mouse bit my sister once"...only it came out "A moose bit my sister once". Naturally, like sharks in a FReeding FRenzy, the assembled FReeper hoards decended unmercifully upon the hapless poster, and FReeper history was made.
Naturally, that reminds me of a joke.
A Scottsman visited Northern Canada, where the Moose are plentiful. His host took him for hike, emphasising how big the lakes were, how big the vast country was, how big the trees were and how big the wildlife grew. At one point, he whispered, "look, a moose". The Scottish visitor looked in the indicated direction, peering on the forest floor. "Not down there, you ninny!" said his host, pointing to a clearing in the bush. The Scot took one look at the moose, screamed and ran back to their cabin.
When the breathless guide caught up with him, he taunted his guest. "I can't believe you're afraid of a moose." The Scot replied, "I'm not afraid of that beast, but if that's the size of the moose, I'm terrified to imagine how big the cat must be." (/rimshot)