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Alaska: Moose stomps pet poodle
Kenai Alaska Clarion ^ | 6-20-2003 | MARCUS K. GARNER

Posted on 06/20/2003 8:56:08 AM PDT by Trailer Trash

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To: Trailer Trash
While I am a dog lover, I still hold a little sympathy for the moose. We all know how annoying those little drop-kick doggies can be.
~/;o)
21 posted on 06/20/2003 9:06:41 AM PDT by EggsAckley ( "Aspire to Mediocracy"..........new motto for publik skools....)
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To: martin_fierro
Didn't he once catch a duck by the neck or someting?
22 posted on 06/20/2003 9:06:52 AM PDT by oyez (Is this a great country or what?)
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To: martin_fierro
Didn't he once catch a duck by the neck or someting?
23 posted on 06/20/2003 9:06:57 AM PDT by oyez (Is this a great country or what?)
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To: Trailer Trash
All your moosen are belong to us! :)
24 posted on 06/20/2003 9:07:37 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: ctlpdad

Dummy of a medium seized moose/elk of 340 kilogramme.

A crash test Moose.

25 posted on 06/20/2003 9:10:33 AM PDT by csvset (Re: Moose,Cheese & Sisters: It just is.)
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To: Trailer Trash
Well, MØØse hooves can be pretti nasti...
26 posted on 06/20/2003 9:11:31 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: csvset
That's a pretty cheesy excuse for a møøse.
27 posted on 06/20/2003 9:12:27 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: Trailer Trash
I think a moose bit someone's sister here once...
28 posted on 06/20/2003 9:14:25 AM PDT by Mr. K (where oh where did my little fishy go?)
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To: Trailer Trash
"..She reared up and came down on her with front hooves three times."

That's 21 times in dog stomps.

29 posted on 06/20/2003 9:15:36 AM PDT by Jaxter ("A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."- Shaw)
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To: ctlpdad
I try not to look stupid and come right out & ask, but will someone please clue me in on the moose & cheese thing?

Don't worry, it's a silly little exchange we've developed on FR. In the past, one poster would say "I like cheese" in response to someone going over the top. Another poster started saying "A moose once bit my sister" - and it went from there.

30 posted on 06/20/2003 9:16:53 AM PDT by dirtboy (Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs)
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31 posted on 06/20/2003 9:17:14 AM PDT by mhking
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To: csvset
Dummy of a medium seized moose/elk of 340 kilogramme.

Isn't that the pet moose from There's Something About Mary?

32 posted on 06/20/2003 9:17:50 AM PDT by dirtboy (Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs)
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To: msdrby
PING
33 posted on 06/20/2003 9:23:17 AM PDT by Prof Engineer ( Texans don't even care where Europe is on the map.)
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To: Trailer Trash
Anonymous sources say the moose was enraged by the oppression of squirrels in Pennsylvania.
34 posted on 06/20/2003 9:24:46 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: dighton; Constitution Day; L,TOWM; general_re

Bluuue Møøse ...
Yøu left me stånding åløne ...
When yøu stømped øn my pøødle ...
And læft a høle in the grøund.

35 posted on 06/20/2003 9:25:30 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Semper Paratus; BluH2o; dirtboy
AP

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

36 posted on 06/20/2003 9:26:26 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel ("It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.")
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To: Trailer Trash
This sounds like job for?!


37 posted on 06/20/2003 9:27:37 AM PDT by AntiGuv (™)
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To: Pyro7480
A moose once bit my sister... ;-)

In a strange ironic twist, I was bitten 6 times on the leg by a neighbor's poodle last month.

Poodle bites can be very nasty.

38 posted on 06/20/2003 9:28:17 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Yo)
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To: BlueLancer
Bwahahahaha!!!
39 posted on 06/20/2003 9:32:17 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
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To: ctlpdad
will someone please clue me in on the moose & cheese thing?

You have to ask the sister but she's in the shower right now

40 posted on 06/20/2003 9:34:25 AM PDT by paul51
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