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ASHLEIGH: "And we're back here on GNN. As you can see, during the break I removed my blouse and bra, and have also donned a pair of rollerskates. Further, I have located Mr. Gore. Sir, how do you respond to allegations by your critics that you seem to have no detectable human emotions?"

GORE: "All social security funds will be put in a lockbox."

ASHLEIGH: "I see. Would you like to give the viewers any further insight as to why you decided not to run in 2004?"

GORE: "This lockbox would be secured in a location that only I am aware of."

ASHLEIGH: "Sir, I'm standing here nude from the waist up. I've been suggestively licking my lips for this entire interview. Yet not once have you so much as glanced at my ta-tas. Don't you think this is the sort of robotic, cold behavior that so many Americans were turned off by?"

GORE: "Boobies are a beautiful thing, Ashleigh. My studies of humans have indicated that, in fact, males enjoy looking at them. I helped invent them, you know."

ASHLEIGH: "Thank you, Mr. Gore. Back to you, Al!"