[Miss Marple]

Not Utah. Too many Republicans there.

However, I know there are similar storage facilities in old limestone quarries in Missouri, up around Kansas City and St. Joseph.

Hmmmm.

Also, what about hazardous waste facilities in places like New Jersey. I bet you could put a lot of books in one of those barrels.

Which leads me to barges and landfills....

[Liz]

Garbage barges.....landfill. Remember the infamous garbage barge that traveled the world looking to dump its cargo? Betcha they got the books on a barge and are going from port to port to dump 'em.

Clinton's phony offshore speaking tours could have been a scouting expedition and an opportunity to grease the palms of local pols to take the books of his hands.