Last time Hillary lied about the devil, she said I followed her all over NY and never had a sign. Well at the time she said that on Leno, I had used that 5 times, mostly in Dutchess County, certainly not "all over" and certainly not "everywhere" and the siign read "Bill Clinton Married My Sister".
So I thing that pissed off God, because shortly thereafter, I find a discount store selling devil masks for $5 and devil robes for $12. So I outfitted a number of devils in NY state so she wouldn't be so much of a liar.