[TheSpottedOwl]

My wife's BD is tomorrow and I was thinking of getting her a new Vacuum Cleaner

Make sure it's a wet-dry vac, although I don't think there's a lot of blood with strangulation by vacuum cleaner hose.

Yeah dude, you're heading into dangerous territory there. Go to your local florist and have the clerk help you pick out flowers for a nice bouquet. A nice idea is a few roses, stargazer lilies, carnations, lots of baby's breath. It all depends on your budget, but just plain roses are boring. Maybe a nice piece of jewelry, though not on the scale of Quilla's ton of ice, lol! Dinner at her favorite restaurant is good too :)

[bedolido]

thanks for the input. Will reconsider my choice.

[najida]

Dang,
I can tell you have been married before ;)

Great advice.

Maybe throw in a foot rub too.

[Catspaw]

I'm a dudette.

BTW, notice anything different about me?

Does this dress make my butt look fat?

(There are no correct answers to these questions, but if you give the wrong answer, you're dead meat.)