Wait, wait...I'm getting a flash...I know...A Film with Woody Allen...Have him say something about French kissing his daughter wife.
1) Bathe. Shave. Use deoderant. Wash the grease out of your hair. Get a hair cut. Give it a rest with the black leather already.
2) Don't say one more snot-nosed word about my "cowboy" president.
3) Next time we decide to go kick some butt, either lead, follow, or get out of the way. Note to French: Notice that last option? Get out of the way!