USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Thursday Sports Day ~ 19 June 2003

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[MoJo2001]

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[MoJo2001]

CALLING ALL ATHLETES AND SPECTATORS!
IT'S SPORTS DAY AT THE CANTEEN!

[Aeronaut]

Good morning MoJo.

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Mr.Aeronaut. Thank you to both you and Otto for the flyover. I hope all is well with you!

[MoJo2001]

GET OUTTA BED ALREADY!

[E.G.C.]

Sports Day Indeed.

It's nice and toasty here in Southwest Oklahoma and we're forcast to reach the 80s today.:-D

[tomkow6]

SALUTE!

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Sis! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[tomkow6]

 

Chicagoland Weather

Current Conditions:
As reported at KORD, O'Hare Arpt..
Last update Thu 19 Jun 2003 4:55 AM CDT.

	Mostly Cloudy
59°F	Feels Like: N/A°F
UV Index:	0 Minimal
Wind:	From the NNE at 16 mph
Humidity:	58 %
Visibility:	unlimited
Barometer:	29.96 inches and Rising

Today's Forecast
Thu 19 Jun 2003 03:02 AM CDT

 

THU

Mostly Sunny Low 47°F High 70°F

5 Day Forecast
Thu 19 Jun 2003 03:02 AM CDT

 

FRI		Sunny Low 51°F High 72°F
SAT		Mostly Sunny Low 58°F High 80°F
SUN		Mostly Cloudy Low 63°F High 78°F
MON		Scattered Thunderstorms Low 70°F High 79°F
TUE		Partly Cloudy Low 64°F High 82°F

[SouthernHawk]

Good Morning MoJo2001. Good morning to our military and good morning to the whole Canteen crew. Great thread (and I think that the Jayson Blair voice #2 has know the Burka man all his life).

Warm up exercise for today . . . . .

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank."

"But we's privates," protests Junior.
"NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside
"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we's privates," says Junior.
"You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"

So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."

Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
"Junior," he says, "What you give me the okay for?!"

"Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates."
Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we's Sergeants now!

[SouthernHawk]

know=known (need to wake up already)

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

 

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock", the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's two AM!"

[SouthernHawk]

"Knock it off . . . . "

So that explains some of your "voices"! LOL

[beachn4fun]

GOOD MORNING ALL. GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF OUR AWESOME MILITARY.

I know today is Sports Day, and Mojo has done a great job of it, too, so I'd like to contribute the following for those of us who have been couch potatoes for some time, or who can't remember the last time they played a sport (was it croquet?), or who's idea of a sport activity is a day of working the remote, Oh, you get the idea. After a day at the Canteen's Sport Day, some of us will discover muscles we didn't even know we had. So, this is my gift to you:

I hope that I have enough for everybody. And, you don't have to Thank me now. It's the least I can do for my Canteen FRiends.

[beachn4fun]

Here's something that might help you out.....

[beachn4fun]

Nah, he doesn't have to explain his "voices" he's in a white jacket, remember? They never have to explain themselves.....

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Click on the pic and I'll guide you
to the start of today's Sports Day thread




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[SouthernHawk]

Thanks for the Coffee and Sports creme. One to get me going and the other to keep me going. What great folks hang out here in the Canteen.

(That's why I like coming here and "exercising my options"!)

Have a great day BeachN4Fun!

[SouthernHawk]

Good Morning Tonk.

Happy Saturday? to you bro.

[beachn4fun]

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?