Posted on 06/18/2003 11:07:48 PM PDT by BillF
I may be one of the few Freepers who has actually plowed behind a mule. His name was Snowball, and he belonged to my great-aunt Ruth.
But I did list her right after Angelwood and Kristinn.
As for Jason Blair, and to avoid comparison of my reportage to Blair's writings, I didn't mention that the book signing overlooked a cow pasture (pasture specially set aside for cattle-futures cows in honor of Hillary).
I should have listed also those who made two out of three DC area FReeps such as yourself. (Take a bow, especially for wearing the Satan costume in the heat at Wal-Mart.) However, it was late and I just wanted to get the report posted.
Hafta tease Sauropod - must have been laundry day? No "Fry Mumia" T-shirt?! (grin)
LOL!!!
Yeah, I loved that line of Kristinn's when I first read it.
Then, I had second thoughts.
I know the common expression is "beat like a rented mule," but I thought that as a Dem, Hillary was a donkey.
I resolved this by recognizing that Mrs. Clinton is also a horse's . . . OK, you know that expression. And the combination of a donkey and a horse is a mule. Kristinn vindicated again!
Lol, you folks have all the fun. Freep like a pair of Al Gore Tennesse tobacco farm mules.
And yes, its laundry day ;-).
Now it's your turn to "freep her like a rented mule." Organize a peaceful protest when the low flying broom descends to your locality. It's a great way to vent your opinion. Plus, the Republic that you save could be your own...See also, from:
[UPDATED] Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar:
Please post the details of YOUR Hillary! FReep here
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer ^ | June 15, 2003 | kristinn [and YOU!]
Posted on 06/15/2003 9:44 PM PDT by RonDog
At the request of DC Chapter Warlord kristinn, here is an
UPDATED list of Since this "official" list from the publisher (Simon & Schuster) provides only the BASIC information about each appearance, we are asking that each of you please post the exact DETAILS about your local Hillary! FReep on this thread.
Hillary Clinton's book-signing appearances
all across the USA(from www.simonsays.com)
(Click on the "Info" link at the right of each entry for more information.)
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Awesome and appropriate! Kudos 'pod!
and from The Weekly Standard:
Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)
Posted by alwaysconservative
On 06/15/2003 9:13 PM PDT with 128 comments
The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBashHillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)
Posted by Gary Seven
On 06/14/2003 8:41 AM PDT with 144 comments
The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash
"...The Wal-Mart parking lot is shaping up to resemble an old-school gang fight. Except instead of knives and chains, the combatants use placards and really weak song parodies...
June 23, 2003
Volume 08, Number 40
Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart
The latest skirmish in the Clinton wars....The Hillaryites' tormentors are the Freepers, a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic organization--a fire-breathing conservative band of Internet brothers who often call each other by their screen names, even in person...
...And they bring fun costumes, like the guy wearing a full devil suit, who communicates, in his own understated way, that Hillary is the Princess of Darkness.
Dave Fordice, a Freeper mechanical engineer, is conducting a high-volume marriage seminar (What would you do if your husband serially cheated on you?), when he's accosted by a Hillary partisan in a postal service uniform, who goes, well, kind of postal. It's hard to understand her through all the foaming, but she says something about Dave not being God, which all of us--even Dave--know, because God probably wouldn't wear a "Fry Mumia" T-shirt, as Dave does...
...The Freepers are outnumbered about 200 to 1. But preparation is everything, and the Freepers seem to be getting the best of it..." - Matt Labash
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