[atlaw]

You're right. Evolution is a hoax. How do I know this? Because I was once an evolutionist, but at one of our midnight meetings in the basement of the Smithsonian, just as I was about to take another blood oath to the secret brotherhood of scientific deception, I had a moral awakening. I looked the evil devil-master S.J. Gould straight in the eye and uttered the forbidden words --"Noah's Ark," I said, and the cabal of satanic evolutionists surrounding me fled like rats. While the conspiracy remains alive and well (the primary and closely guarded secret objective, by the way, is to make to pocket-protectors mandatory), I am now a free man, and it is my goal to expose them whenever and wherever I can. Be warned, and be afraid.

[Aquinasfan]

Because I was once an evolutionist, but at one of our midnight meetings in the basement of the Smithsonian, just as I was about to take another blood oath to the secret brotherhood of scientific deception,

Show me the science, not evolutionary dogma and falsified "evidence."