Should I me looking a Mu metal foil, Gold Foil, Lead Foil? It is painfully obvious that space beings have damaged the brains of many freepers with some kind of ray gun, and I surely do not want that to happen to me.
This is why I frequent the Copper Penny Bar on Buckeye Lake. In case of alien invasion, by taking refuge under the bar, I can remain safe from damaging rays beamed my way by UFO drivers.
I was however, hurt by a serious Jim Beam, which caused liver damage.