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To: Lexington Green
Hey! You are licensed by the government to drive on public roads, and you are bound by their terms if you wish to retain that permission. Now, if you would please move your seat a bit forward to make room for the brainwave monitor, tape recorder, eye movement sensor, speed measurement device, and inside driver-safety cam and outside traffic safety cam, they would be much obliged. And please do not forget to have your anal probe installed, and remember to hook it up to its machine each time you start your car. Remember, cops won't pull you over for a disconnected anal probe sensor, but if they pull you over for something else, they can cite you for an unbuckled sensor.

Thank you and drive safely.

4 posted on 06/17/2003 12:35:29 PM PDT by coloradan
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To: coloradan
Don't forget the Anal probe which is activated upon sitting in the driver's seat. It will also read your temperature.
14 posted on 06/17/2003 2:14:14 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (RATS will use any means to denigrate George Bush's Victory.)
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