Maybe we should encourage the nine dummies running for President to put their boxers or briefs on outside their normal slacks.......that ought to really attract the young vote.
That's passe now. The 9 little Rats need to perform some Jackass stunts to capture the youth vote today. Show them that they are "X-treme Candidates".
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Michael Moron promised to endorse any Republican candidate who would enter his "mosh pit". Alan Keyes did this in 2000 and then got a backhanded slap from Mickey as he used anti-Keyes talking points in his endorsement.