Oh really. That is the ONLY way? And Freeping the White House will cause the current administration to do what? Put you in charge?
By the way, does Rush know how you feel about him? And how do you afford all those candles you light at his shrine in your living room?
Back when the Large One was still cutting edge, I really did that as a gag for my best (liberal) friend and his wife.
It was a hoot!