You'll break your calculator trying to count all the battles and conquests needed over the last 1500 years to spread and maintain this evil empire.
But relax; moderate islam is no threat to us!
"Campaigns in Fats", as cited in the text, MIGHT be interesting and informative if the title had been referring to Mr. Waller. An Arabic version of "Yo' Feets Too Big" just might end up being a modern classic.
Generally, though, it would be both amusing and instructive to see the old group ''Cherry-Poppin' Daddies'' rework their most famous lyric to accommodate raghead a$$holes. Indeed, that descriptive phrase has the very same meter as CPD's original title.
Ought to be rather easy to work with, I'd say. I've no dog in this fight. If these primitives want to continue practicing tebtzir and continue producing (possible misspelling) sehhiqhwes, fine, so be it.
Let 'em live in the 10th century, or whenever. Live and let live by all means. HOWEVER, when they kill random people who, for whatever reason, don't share their primitive view, it should be open season on the silly bustards, worldwide.