Calm down, my friend. You appear very"uptight" and unable sense irony or sarcasm.
I am an ND grad, ex-AF officer (KC-97 tankers) and just jerking the chains of the Catholic haters who jump on any misque of any religion ( but particularly the Catholic religion) other than their own.
Well, I did say "if you are not being sarcastic."
Hey, it's hard to tell here sometimes, what with all the Jack Chick types...