[AAABEST]

I'm crying real crocodile tears for you. And I hear violins straining in the background.

LOL, you shouldn't be! God takes very good care of me and I have everything a man could possibly want, except a free country, which is probably what I want more than anything else in the world.

I would give all this "change the world" crap up in 2 seconds if I capable, but I can't. I wish I could just wake up and not give a crap anymore, but that's obviously not an option.

You know how it is. It kind of sux, and you really SHOULD feel my pain dammit!

[Texasforever]

God takes very good care of me and I have everything a man could possibly want, except a free country, which is probably what I want more than anything else in the world.

Count the contradictions in that single statement.