Vanity: The Anti-Freepers Lament (Where have all the "Good" posters gone)

By BadJoe, Mojo & Co.

[jocon307]

"...the ants sir are blowing in the wind"

LOL, yes, okay, another good one. Mis-heard lyrics, verygood!

[Jhoffa_]

LOL!

Oh my gosh..

[Billthedrill]

You forgot "losertarian." And "damnyankee."

[Jim Robinson]

"Gone from FReepers every one."

Uh, I donno. To one of the anti-FReeper or Leper Colonies I presume.

[Brad’s Gramma]

OK, check your mail.

[Jhoffa_]

What is that, exactly?

[Mad Dawgg]

Farrah's Faucets

I still have my Farrah Poster and it is in my will that it will be buried with me!

[patton]

I have a hugh bet on this. It might be series. Lots of liberal folks bet me $5 ea. that this would not pass in 03.

[FlJoePa]

Remember the old Steve Martin routine? He would talk about how he met Farrah and she acted like he was a "nobody" and basically ignored him.

He then would say: "...And after all the time I spent holding up her poster with one hand!"

[mdittmar]

Jim, of more import is, where have all the young girls gone;)

[tet68]

To: Brad's Gramma

OK, check your mail.


45 posted on 06/15/2003 8:41 PM EDT by Brad's Gramma


Sending stuff to yourself is not a good sign. hehe.

[ewing]

Wheres Michael Rivero, Darth Sidious and Illbay when you really ned them?

[vetvetdoug]

Who pissed in your cornflakes? I hope I don't meet you in a back alley. You are mean.....mean.....mean.......(but right).

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh no. I didn't, did I????


I need to go away now.

JEFF!!!!!!!!! Please check YOUR freepmail.

[Jhoffa_]

What's an "uvula"?

I think it's a planet.

You know, you got like.. Jupiter, Saturn, Uvula, Neptune.. and so on.

[Mad Dawgg]

"What's an "uvula"?

It is small and usually pink and kinda dangles down and I will leave the rest to your imagination.

[Jeff Gordon]

Lots of liberal folks bet me $5 ea

Keep betting. This could make you rich. :-)

[Torie]

You have been trigger happy on occasion, but I can't think of one poster in my tenure here that you have banned that had a real expertise on a subject that they shared with the rest of us in a helpful and educative manner. A couple of the very best have seemingly departed perhaps because in their field of expertise there was not a sufficient critical mass with whom to dialogue that continued to interest them. That is one key. Try to maintain a critical mass on various topics who really have some knowledge with which to stimulate the rest of us. Absent that, and the place will become a chat room.

[MHGinTN]

Well, fearless leader, could have been many watching the U.S. Open, and many more with family celebrating Father's Day ... Happy Father's Day, by the way ... long time passing

[Billthedrill]

An uvula is the wobbly pink thingy in the back of the throat. Whoever did the poster was implying that some tongue friction was called for. That individual is evidently a bit confused concerning which wobbly pink thingy is the proper target...