[NJJ]

I wonder what the Vegas odds are on Hildebeast running in '04?

That depends on whether the Democratic nominee decides to fly the month before the election. I'm sure she would accept the party's request to step in, after the tragic accident.

[CurlyDave]

So let's assume the book of lies is being sold at 3500 stores total.

I bet you a nickel the S&S is counting the books they sold to those 3500+ retail outlets as "sales".