[A_perfect_lady]

The contemporary dating scene usually consists of fat, sloppy women in hip-hugger pants with 15 pounds of "my cup runneth over,"

LOL! Only 15? You're being very gentlemanly. My latest motto is: Hip-huggers are awful and anorexia is awful, but together they could have worked!

[TontoKowalski]

Modest clothing ping! I've missed you, ladies!

Hey, Hair. How did things work out with you and the Inquistor from Kansas? I really thought you guys had a shot.