[Lazamataz]

I hate everything: 12900.

That means there are 12900 people who think JUST like ME!

[Hinoki Cypress]

Me, too!

[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

I hate everything: 12900. That means there are 12900 people who think JUST like ME!

That's enough for a giant congregation. Or, in Texas Baptist country, at least a modest-sized house church.

Quick, file under 501(c)3 -- "First Church of Laz, PANTAPHOBE".
You may never pay taxes again.

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Of course, there's always the danger that the Feds will declare your house "Church" to be a Militant Compound and burn it to the ground, but life is full of risks...