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"...why the (US) State Department had declared the main opposition figure to Chavez, a military man, to be a "terrorist"?"

Choose the correct answer:

a. Because the US State Department is the only group that can mount a serious challenge to the French for the title, "Snail-eating surrender sissies."

b. Because Tail-Gunner Joe was right, and the US State Department has been a viper's nest of anti-Americanism for decades.

c. Because at the State Department, you don't need to either ask or tell; you jusk *know*.

d. Highest rate of two-time Clinton voters of any organization on the planet.

e. All of the above, and more.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Opposition protesters from political party 'Copei' gather at a rally in the poor neighborhood of Petare, in Caracas, Venezuela, Friday, June 13, 2003. The sign reads: 'Petare woke up. Chavez get out. Dictator.'(AP Photo/Leslie Mazoch)