Where can I get this homo handbook you are so familiar with? I would ask to borrow yours, but I do not like reading with rubber gloves to protect my hands.
Realizing you're not serious... but just in case somebody else wants it:
After the Ball: How America Will Conquer Its Fear and Hatred of Homosexuals in the '90sPerhaps a used copy is available. I purchased mine from Bolerium.
Amazon has it as well.