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"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate has Slick playin' some big Bubba's sweetheart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance...
Slick told his lies so cleverly...Left never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!

Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then Right Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

Kingly FReegards...MUD

527 posted on 11/22/2002 3:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Black's DAWG!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")

Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!!
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!

Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.

Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still,
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady".
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!

Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.

Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.

All I ask for...all I pray,
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Ohhh ye-ah.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em...do it now!!
Shame!! Shame!!
Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's dame!!

[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.

[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.

Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )]

Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now.

Mudboy Slim

56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim