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| 11 June 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 06/11/2003 9:25:54 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88; M. Thatcher; Budge; Liz; Libloather; Ragtime Cowgirl; KLT; AuntB; PhiKapMom
"...remember the Ukrop brothers were surprising supporters of Mark "Horseface" Warner in '01." I remember all too well...but while I DON'T reject the SocialistScions from the once-reputable Ukrop family, I do believe they wouldda rejected a similar table to supporters of the truly-honorable Ollie North a few years back; yet they allow supporters of a lowlife like Howard Dean--as Socialist a Governor as the Nation's seen in many a moon--HARASS & HARANGUE its customers?!! I'd write a letter to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, my FRiend, and blow the lid off this scandal once and for all!!
LOL...dadgum HorseFaceSupporters, that's the heck why I'm a FoodLionDude...MUD
721
posted on
09/06/2003 9:37:37 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: cherry_bomb88; FBD
"You could see FBD's former dem side come out as he "spins & slants" interviews ;o)" Damn, Formerly Brainwashed DemocRAT, you gonna take that slandersmack leveled by the chick from ChiTown?!
LOL...MUD
722
posted on
09/06/2003 9:40:33 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
"Mud is in a paper league with a live, hands-on draft. The real question is, why didn't he invite us to play with him??" It's not MY league, I'm just the dude who knows football better'n the rest...we just voted to expand the league from 10-12 at the draft, starting next season, of course. However, there are apparently 4-6 folks willin' to pony up the hefty entry fee to acquire a franchise...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...one of my best buds from high school is in the league and his team name is "Mudboy's my bi+c#"...sheeeesh!! Nice friends.)8^D
723
posted on
09/06/2003 9:47:09 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band
"IMO, there's not enough exploitation of 9/11 by the networks. Those planes flying into buildings should be shown every damned day, at 8:46 a.m, just to keep the country's mind on what it is we're about in this War on Terrorism." Where's the friggin' TeeVee Movies of the Week focusing on the Razing of the Twin Towers or the lives lost in the attack on the Pentagon? Heck, were's the summer blockbuster?!!Hollywood's usually all over current events like this, and 9-11 is more major than just about anything in my 40 years!! Are there movies in the pipeline that I'm ignorant of or is Hollywood prepared to ignore 9-11 until after November 2004?!
Personally, I watch the news with my 5- and 8-year-olds and am not sure I wanna see nightly shots of the plane flying into the second tower on the 6-o'clock news, but I would go to a movie theater and buy a DVD of a well-made movie evoking memories of the incredible disservice done to the great and peaceful nation on that fateful day.
"Everybody wants to get back to normal. Well, things will never be normal, ever again."
What's "normal"?! Before this, we had almost a half-century Cold War, when's the last time the world was "normal"?!
FReegards...MUD
724
posted on
09/06/2003 10:01:03 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band
"My only opinion about taking Clinton to trial is that he will love the attention it will bring to him and raise his popularity again. And if he wins he will have beaten us again. Right now he is out of the lime light and that kills him more than anything. The man adores being in the spotlight. Ignoring him is the best punishment, maybe." Clinton ain't going away until we put him away for good!! The Right cannot afford to ignore the Evil and Corruption that Bill Clinton's form of Tyranny represents...we simply can't. If we allow the rampant crimes that he and his underlings committed go unpunished, the next Tyrant will be even worse!! Let the Leftists scream and shout and whine and bawl when we strip the facade off Osama bil Clinton's Evil...there ain't enough of them to hold a candle to the Good Folks who expect Justice Shall Be Done with regards to those who arrogantly scoff at the Laws--and Values--of this Nation!!
Clinton broke many Laws and severely jeopardized the National Security with his TREASON...Shame on Him!! The Senate of the United States failed to hold him accountable and thereby bastardized its own Legitimacy...Shame on Them!! And the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd failed to report the extent of Clinton's Corruption out of a Sick Desire to retain the failed policies of a Over-Bearing, All-too-Powerful Federal Leviathan...Shame on Them!! However, if Americans as a Whole fail to Demand Justice be done vis a vis the Most Vile Administration in this Country's History by Ignoring the Evil Crimes Committed by the Highest-Ranked Law Enforcement Officer in the Nation...SHAME On ALL Of US!!
FReegards...MUD
29 posted on 01/16/2002 10:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Y'all realize that if Hillary ever wins the Presidency, Slick Willie will control the Executive Branch again, don't you?! At some point, Ashcroft's gonna have to do his friggin' job and deal with the rampant Executive Branch corruption committed by the previous Administration. Ignoring it will be consrued as complicity and even approval, IMHO.
725
posted on
09/06/2003 10:15:02 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Paul Cruce; heavyd; CHIEF negotiator; Rush Limbaugh; Matt Drudge
"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
726
posted on
09/06/2003 10:24:20 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band
To: Landru; Sultan88; Snow Bunny; M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Mia T; Budge; Alamo-Girl; Ironword
"...the political Right has deliberately gone outta their way to make it as difficult as possible for a lot of us to support them."
Agreed!! I can understand that the Congressional Makeup is such that no significant conservative legislation will be allowed to escape various Senate committees; however, those of us on the Right who are increasingly-dismayed by this Milquetoast Moderate tendency towards Federal Expansionism--albeit arguably less-rapid--need something to hang our hats on if we are to fight tooth and nail to get more GOPers into Congressional seats. Dubyuh has muddied the differences between the Right and the Left with his horrific Education Bill, his proposal for increased federalized Volunteerism, and other Big Guv'ment spending schemes, to the point that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to make the case to potentially-sympathetic acquaintances that the GOP is much different than the RATS in their Worldview as to how big the Federal Leviathan should get!! Therefore, I'm thinking We need to start a grassroots push towards Nationalizing the MidTerm elections with something akin to the '94 Contract With America. GOPers need to tell us how they plan to decrease the Size and Scope of the Federal Leviathan if we exert the effort to put them more solidly in Power; otherwise, why work so hard?!
Educational Vouchers (optional), Medical Savings Accounts (optional), Capital Gains Tax Cuts and an acceleration of the already-passed Income Tax Cuts, Social Security Personal Accounts (optional), etc. need to be spelled out so that the Sheeple can understand the clear-cut benefits of getting the Federal Guv'ent outta our lives, and the whole Party needs to be speaking in unison on these specific issues so that the voting populace can achieve a comfort level with the earnestness of accomplishing this devolvement of Power outta DeeCee. With Bush riding record approval numbers--and Senator D'asshole proving infinitely LOATHEable--Dubyuh can help spearhead the discussion from his Bully Pulpit, but the actual Party goals need to bubble up from the grassroots!! Who better than FReepers to start setting the legislative agenda?!!
This November has the potential for Major Gains for the Right in both the House and Senate, but we need to start differentiating ourselves from the RATS now by running on an Agenda that goes beyond saying, "Well, we're not as bad as the RATS!!"
FReegards...MUD
438 posted on 02/07/2002 1:54 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
727
posted on
09/06/2003 10:37:31 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: EdZep; Dukie; t-shirt; AAPATRIOT; pokerboy; Darth Sidious; TheBabe; LiberteeBell; KLT
"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
728
posted on
09/06/2003 10:40:17 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: conservativemusician
"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")
Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate has Slick playin' some big Bubba's sweetheart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance...
Slick told his lies so cleverly...Left never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then Right Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!
Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
Kingly FReegards...MUD
527 posted on 11/22/2002 3:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
729
posted on
09/06/2003 10:46:57 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: EdZep; Landru; goldilucky
"Black's DAWG!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!!
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still,
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady".
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.
All I ask for...all I pray,
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Ohhh ye-ah.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em...do it now!!
Shame!! Shame!!
Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's dame!!
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.
Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )]
Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now.
Mudboy Slim
56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
730
posted on
09/06/2003 11:01:34 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: yall
"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")
All Right!! Now dig this, FRiends...
Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!
You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)
That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)
Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Mudboy Slim
253 posted on 11/03/2002 5:22 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
731
posted on
09/06/2003 11:08:45 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
HI, Mud!
free the southland,sw
732
posted on
09/07/2003 10:58:29 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
To: Mudboy Slim
733
posted on
09/07/2003 3:11:38 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: stand watie
!!!!!!
734
posted on
09/07/2003 3:12:00 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
"Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now."
I don't know about the "freedom" part that the Patriot Act and Patriot Act II that has us American citizens labeled as terrorists, (thanks to JWB and Clinton).
As for the "justice" part I'd leave that to the Lord Almighty. He will have the Final Judgment on all these corrupt ones who have sold their souls to Satan to rule for a short time on earth. He knows their works by the fruits they bear better than we do.
To: sultan88
RE: your conversation with the Dean campaign worker; good one, Sultan! :^D
736
posted on
09/08/2003 8:39:10 AM PDT
by
FBD
("A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it."-- Oscar Levant)
To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; cherry_bomb88
excellant lyrics, Mud!!!
BTW, are you gonna keep Favre as your starting QB on your fantasy team, or bench him? I have serious doubts about GB's offense, and well, their defense too. Favre (under pressure) just could not find an open reciever, and that is why he threw 4 Ints., IMO.
BTW, Sultan, I really liked the way Garcia smoked duh Bears! Blowout game of the week! How bout that score? 49-7! (I find some irony in it. :)
737
posted on
09/08/2003 8:48:11 AM PDT
by
FBD
("A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it."-- Oscar Levant)
To: FBD; Mudboy Slim; sultan88
BTW, Sultan, I really liked the way Garcia smoked duh Bears! Blowout game of the week! How bout that score? 49-7! (I find some irony in it. :) You know, FBD, at least the Bears didn't lose their own game by throwing away the ball. I was beginning to wonder who Favre was playing for yesterday, GB or the Vikes!
738
posted on
09/08/2003 9:17:15 AM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(Life is like a box of chocolates--leave it under too much heat and it melts into a giant mess)
To: cherry_bomb88; FBD
Favre will get me 25-30 TDs this year, and we don't take away points for INTs.
FReegards...MUD
739
posted on
09/09/2003 9:58:45 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band
"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
740
posted on
09/09/2003 10:01:48 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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