[wimpycat]

Hey, you gotta admit that his "boxing match" story is a lot more original than the inevitable "the baby was sleeping on the sofa and fell 18 inches to the floor, causing massive internal hemorrhaging" excuse these baby beaters usually give to the police.

[Constitution Day]

True. I don't give points for originality, though.

As a parent, this type of thing truly infuriates me.

[honeygrl]

"the baby was sleeping on the sofa and fell 18 inches to the floor, causing massive internal hemorrhaging"

Yep, that's crap for sure. I know a couple who's 2mth old fell 2feet from the bed to the hardwood floor face first and not even a bruise or anything from it. He cried a while but Dr. said he was fine.