Bethy can't clean it up because she didn't go shopping yesterday with your credit card.
I can't do it either because I didn't go shopping either. The Goddess can't do it because she's a Goddess and that's totally beneath a Goddess. Ma can't do it because she's always yelling and screaming and cooking. I guess she works as well. (That's what she always tells us she's doing..Who knows!) Bentfeather can't do it because she's too busy writing beautiful poetry. Radix can't do it because he's a Pancake Specialist. His mind has better things to do. Mr. Tonkin can't do it because he's getting ready to take Coastie out to see if any terrorists are trying to come into America. LaDivaLoca can't do it because she's a Diva. So? She can't be required to do peasants work. So? That just leaves you and Burka Man. Since you gave out the credit card yesterday, we'll let you slide. So? It's all you Burka Man!! Have fun! Don't forget to mop when you are done!
LOL! I love the way your mind works.