A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[4mycountry]

Sorry if this seems stupid. After much pressure from family, there wasn't much I could do...I'm severely outnumbered here...

Oh well. Enjoy and post your new names, if you wish.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Gidget Gizzard-Squirt.

How attractive!

[4mycountry]

Loopy Applesniffer here.

[Xenalyte]

Chim Chim Applepants. Bow before me!

[grimalkin]

Poopsie Apple Tush. Nice to meet you.

[LurkerNoMore!]

I'm a Tootie Al? I don't think I need that much cheering up.

[Cathryn Crawford]

I posted my new name. Now you guys need to.

[AnAmericanMother]

Would you believe Loopy Giggleshorts?

Well, given the choices, it coulda been worse.

[Friend of thunder]

Squeezit Liverchunks

[laredo44]

Poopsie Bubble-Butt. OMG how can a simple test be so accurate?!?!?!

[Textide]

Zippy Liverhumperdinck

Could it be worse?

[farmfriend]

Loopy Liver-hiney

[I still care]

Gidget Giggletush.

[Hot Tabasco]

Zippy ChickenNose

Not the least bit amused......

[gcruse]

Loopy Gizzard-Fanny.

It's better than my real name!

[Mr. Mojo]

Lumpy Pizza Head

[Non-Sequitur]

Zippy Pottyhonker. I think I'll keep my old name if you don't mind.

[Coyoteman]

Sorry, I prefer my Indian name, "Running Behind"

[DannyTN]

Well I guess I'm Zippy Liverlips.

I think I'll shut up now.

[Walnut]

Boobie girdle buns here, at your service.