It's easier than sending a tech support chimpanzee to press CTL-ALT-DEL.
To: comp.os.linux
From: PenguinSpaceCadet@torvaldsopensourcespaceflight.org
Subj: SLIGHT PROBLEM
When I tried to get the nuclear reactor to boost itself to a higher orbit after the satellite's mission ended, the motors didn't fire properly due to the system being misconfigured. Could someone give me some pointers on recompiling the kernel?
And could you do it in the next thirty seconds? After that it's kinda academic, 'cause the reactor's going to land in downtown Wichita.