[Stultis]

Every picture tells a story:

What's yours, now? I know what you were saying several months ago, but haven't kept up since.

[The Great Satan]

1. Saddam whacked us real good on 9/11, and he used his WMD to blackmail Bush into keeping it quiet.

2. We couldn't do anything about his WMD threat, so we invented "Person of Interest" Steve Hatfill and buried the authorship of 9/11.

3. Since we couldn't say he hit us out loud, we used vague doubletalk about WMD as a pretext for forcing Saddam out of power.

4. We couldn't fight Saddam to the death, so we cut him a backdoor deal and papered over it with bogus "decapitation strikes" and a staged hunt for a minnow trap at the bottom of a Fredericksburg pond.

Get the picture?