Any gardener knows cow dung is better than dog sh*t.
The Top 20 Country-Western Rap Artists
20> SixPac Shakur
19> The Dixie Bizznitches
18> Hay-Z
17> ODV (Ol' Dirty Varmint)
16> Whoa Nelly!
15> Coolio-lay-dee-hooo!
14> Mixmaster Merle
13> N.R.A.
12> C. Twitty
11> Snoop Hounddy Houndd
10> DJ Jazzy Jeb and the Fresh Prince of Cheyenne
9> The Bestiality Boys
8> Ma-Rule
7> Ol' Dirty Haggard
6> 2 Live Chickens
5> Dudicris
4> DJ Dolly P. and Her Notoriously B.I.G. Ones
3> Shaniqua Twizzain
2> Ron's GMC
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Country-Western Rap Artist...
1> 50 Cent Haircut
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