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To: All
Say, up in Harlem,
At a table for two,
There were four of us,
Me, your big feet and you!
From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet,
From there down, there's just too much feet!

Your feet's too big!
Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!
Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too big!
I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big!
Yeah!

Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal!
To me you look just like a fossil!
You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin',
'Cause your feet's too big, yeah!

Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious.

20 posted on 06/09/2003 3:46:55 PM PDT by Librarina
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To: Librarina
Thank you, Mr. Waller!
21 posted on 06/09/2003 10:41:54 PM PDT by SAJ
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