So we had to get Vince to disappear. He was going to bring everything else down with us. And we had to increase our bimbo patrol because Bill was really getting out of hand, and out of mouth, too, apparently. Not only that, we just weren't going to stay in power unless we could get everyone's FBI files, and that was a b*tch too. Nearly got caught. As I was on my knees praying, I noticed the bottom of one of my knick knacks said "Made in China" and I realized that this was the Sign I needed. Now, what did we have that China would be willing to pay handsomely for? Yep, religion was my best friend in the White House."
It will be on the New York Times list for several months. We just have to ignore that part and mock her at every opportunity.