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".... It was only after college that I think I realized I had lost all my friends of color along the way."

Is he recommending racial quotas for friendship? It just occurred to me, I don't currently have any Asian friends, so I guess I'll immediately go out and try to strike up a friendship with the first Asian person I see. In the meantime, I'll put a freeze on forming any friendships with non-Asians < /sarcasm off >

Is he recommending racial quotas for friendship? It just occurred to me, I don't currently have any Asian friends,

Not to worry, I'm currently starting up a rent-a-friend service. I plan to have at least two friends in stock from every major racial group, and a few from minor racial groups for those who want to go the extra mile. All at very competive prices too.

At present I don't have a suitable Asian friend in stock, but I can let you have a swarthy but well mannered Pacific Islander at 20% off the regular rate if you take him for a full month.