Trust Hillary? Only Pre-Signed Copies at Living History 'Book Signing' Events

FR Exclusive | Saturday, June 7, 2003 | Kristinn

[cabbieguy]

"will get to say hello and shake hands with the senator"

I think they meant to say "will get to grovel at the feet of her majesty"

[Dog Gone]

Her admirers will line up to get an auto-pen insert. How touching.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Blechhh. She's so freaking special isn't she? I hope the pages are quilted and preforated so that the book can be of some use...

[BlueOneGolf]

Here comes Hillary, the Queen of Mean once again.

[Paul Atreides]

has informed the store that Mrs. Clinton is having difficulty keeping up with the expected demand for autographed books.

Yeah, right. She's just afraid of being booed and/or Freeped.

[EggsAckley]

There isn't an ounce of honesty in Hillary.

[freemama]

What did Ann Coulter say about her interest level in the Hillary book last night while on Hannity's show? Something about the new baby monkey at the zoo being more interesting than this to her.

Maybe she won't allow photos of the 'events' because the lines will be so short!

[LisaFab]

Will have the honor to 'greet' her highness with you at Trover's on Thursday. We're thinking of dressing as beggars with the sign; "Former White House Travel Office Employees."

[Paul Atreides]

no photography will be allowed at her 'book signing'.

Smart move. That way, nobody can compare the air-brushed book cover to the real thing.

[Centurion2000]

DEFINATELY a candidate for Registered's magic.

[Paul Atreides]

I'm not taking up for Martha Stewart but, if she was to pull a stunt like this, she would be trashed big time as someone who was aloof and too good to mingle with the untouchables.

[Spiff]

You seem to have a good idea of where Her Heinous will be appearing. Can you publish the schedule for us so that FReepers in those areas can FReep accordingly?

[Angelwood]

Hillary is going to be freeped next week in Fairfax, Virginia and Washington, DC -- that's a fact.

Such an honor to hustle through a reception line as fast as possible to meet and greet the "twofer" ex-co-president who "knew" but "can't recall" when under oath!

[Genesis defender]

In addition, I'd like to see her pages be blue, perfumed, and two-ply.

Oh, wait. The pages are already used since they have so much "caca" on them.

[fish hawk]

And if that's not bad enough the Yankees are playing the Cubs right now. Poor Hillary has to decide who to root for.

[Cicero]

Shake hands? I doubt it. More likely she'll throw lamps at the customers.

[ntnychik]

She must lay awake at night dreaming up ways to be fraudulent. Who ever heard of standing in line for a book signing to be handed a voucher for a pre-signed book/! Any way to tell if they've been auto-penned? Thanks for getting the word out. Anybody out there FReeping her be careful, very careful. If they rough you up, make sure you get it videotaped!

[Buckeroo]

Only in America, can we as a nation, create the myth of a living God walking upon our land; most nations force the idea upon their subjects. BTW, I am still trying to find her Master's thesis .... somehow, its all gone from everywhere!

[Angelwood]

Kristinn -- great article and scoop!

I'm working on my signs for the two Hillary freeps next week. We definitely need pictures to post on our website. This is going to be fun and informative.