[cabbieguy]

"will get to say hello and shake hands with the senator"

I think they meant to say "will get to grovel at the feet of her majesty"

[Dog Gone]

Her admirers will line up to get an auto-pen insert. How touching.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Blechhh. She's so freaking special isn't she? I hope the pages are quilted and preforated so that the book can be of some use...

[BlueOneGolf]

Here comes Hillary, the Queen of Mean once again.

[Paul Atreides]

has informed the store that Mrs. Clinton is having difficulty keeping up with the expected demand for autographed books.

Yeah, right. She's just afraid of being booed and/or Freeped.

[EggsAckley]

There isn't an ounce of honesty in Hillary.

[freemama]

What did Ann Coulter say about her interest level in the Hillary book last night while on Hannity's show? Something about the new baby monkey at the zoo being more interesting than this to her.

Maybe she won't allow photos of the 'events' because the lines will be so short!

[LisaFab]

Will have the honor to 'greet' her highness with you at Trover's on Thursday. We're thinking of dressing as beggars with the sign; "Former White House Travel Office Employees."

[Paul Atreides]

I'm not taking up for Martha Stewart but, if she was to pull a stunt like this, she would be trashed big time as someone who was aloof and too good to mingle with the untouchables.

[Spiff]

You seem to have a good idea of where Her Heinous will be appearing. Can you publish the schedule for us so that FReepers in those areas can FReep accordingly?

[fish hawk]

And if that's not bad enough the Yankees are playing the Cubs right now. Poor Hillary has to decide who to root for.

[Cicero]

Shake hands? I doubt it. More likely she'll throw lamps at the customers.

[ntnychik]

She must lay awake at night dreaming up ways to be fraudulent. Who ever heard of standing in line for a book signing to be handed a voucher for a pre-signed book/! Any way to tell if they've been auto-penned? Thanks for getting the word out. Anybody out there FReeping her be careful, very careful. If they rough you up, make sure you get it videotaped!

[Buckeroo]

Only in America, can we as a nation, create the myth of a living God walking upon our land; most nations force the idea upon their subjects. BTW, I am still trying to find her Master's thesis .... somehow, its all gone from everywhere!

[Angelwood]

Kristinn -- great article and scoop!

I'm working on my signs for the two Hillary freeps next week. We definitely need pictures to post on our website. This is going to be fun and informative.

[Petronski]

Fake cover, fake contents, fake signature . . . could the book be purchased with fake money?

[cyncooper]

Thank you for this report. Well done.

[cyncooper]

Check out this FR exclusive.

I suppose the sycophantic media will continue to talk about hrc doing "book signings".

[malia]

Mrs. Clinton is having difficulty keeping up with the expected demand for autographed books.

Thats a weird statement.

If this self anointed woman did not write this book, yet seen signing the books, would she be libal?
Is the self anointed woman still receiving First lady protection?
If this s.a.w. is away all summer handing out pre-signs - how necessary is her position as senator?

and we keep on paying, yuck!!!

[Irene Adler]

I have come to believe that Hillary has a deepseated distaste for, and phobia of, the public at large. It's pretty clear that she simply cannot handle unscripted appearances and also avoids as much as she possibly can appearances in front of any groups except handpicked ones. Certainly her true personality just by itself would be a huge turn-off for a lot of voters if they were permitted to see much of it. Given her poll data, it already has been from what little the public even gets to see of her.

I have a guess, as well, and that is that Hillary doesn't really come across as "the smartest woman in the universe" in unscripted moments, far from it. I'm guessing she gets rattled easily in public and says a lot of dumb things while constantly repeating her trademark "ya know".

Though I would not welcome it, a run for president hy Hillary would certainly be an interesting experience in desperately managed PR even beyond what algore's campaign was. I wonder if enough of the press would be willing to cover for her dismal lack of skill in this area. Certainly a healthy chunk of the lamestream media would sign right on and play along. I'm guessing that Hillary unscripted is actually significantly worse than alore's terminal mix of weirdness and arrogance.