[Arpege92]

"Learn how to work the toilet seat"....hey guys, we already know but what you don't realize is that a bathroom trip during the middle of the night is done in the dark (for your comfort)!! I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain.

"We don't remember dates".....You guys wan't us to remember that the seat is possibly in the up right position during the middle of the night but you can't remember our birthday? Sorry fella's....it has to work both ways or it won't work at all.

"Men usually look at pretty girls"....fine with me! Just don't start getting suspicious when we go out with our female friends and complain that we are trying to look too good for an outing with just girls.

"So, you want to scratch yourself huh"....OK, but don't be surprised that we turn you down for a roll in the hay after witnessing one of your scratching sessions.

"You don't like it when we ask you if we are fat"....We don't like it when we have to fake it and then tell you how wonderful it was! Your male ego's are fragile....so deal with it!!

"Change our own oil".....Right, as soon as the kids have been fed.....as soon as the kids are asleep.....as soon as the dishes are done.....as soon as the laundry is done.....as soon as we empty the garbage....as soon as we are done faking it....so on and so on.

"You guys don't like to go shopping"....Hey, this woman NEVER likes to shop with the hubby. I'd rather shop alone and leave you home to watch the game.

[HighWheeler]

Any woman who would sit on the toilet without checking the seat first deserves a wet butt.

[Paul Atreides]

I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain.

Nah. I'd learn a lesson from it.

[JoeSixPack1]

OK, OK, OK, but,,,

"Change our own oil".???? See, just like a woman,, never paying attention when you're going off....,,, It said you should "CHECK YOUR OIL, PLEASE!"

We'll change it! Just don't blow the engine. ;-)

Everything else,, well, yes, Dear.

[Nea Wood]

Wow. Excellent response. Thanks for expressing the female point of view!

[Servant of the Nine]

"Learn how to work the toilet seat"....hey guys, we already know but what you don't realize is that a bathroom trip during the middle of the night is done in the dark (for your comfort)!! I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain."

I can manage the toilet seat, up or down, but the cute toilet seat covers that are so thick the lid and seat won't stay up have to go.

If you don't allocate one hand to holding them, they will swing down like a lesbian with nunchuks on Mr. Happy every time. This will definitely cause overspray, not to mention screams in the night.
Besides, "It takes two hands to handle a whopper"

So9

[gitmo]

I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain.

Men don't pee at night? If we have to lift it, you have to lower it.