[Lorianne]

You have too many shoes. This is impossible. A logical fallacy. A woman cannot have too many shoes. That'sis like saying a beach has too many grains of sand or the universe has too many stars!

[JoeSixPack1]

Workboots = riding boots.
Dress shoes = riding boots
With blue jeans = riding boots
With knit trousers = riding boots
Pin stripe suit = Polished riding boots
Shorts = barefoot
Around the house = ripped t-shirt & socks & beer & underware

Just call me Mr. Aristocratic :-)

[John W]

I don't really mind the shoes,just don't understand the logic when she's barefoot most of the time-at least at home.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Imelda, is that you?

[Mark17]

A woman cannot have too many shoes.

How about Imelda Marcos?

[goldstategop]

There's that hilarious scene in the War Of The Roses where Michael Douglas saws off the heels of his wife's pumps that come to mind.