LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

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[gitmo]

I can manage the toilet seat, up or down, but the cute toilet seat covers that are so thick the lid and seat won't stay up have to go.

If you don't allocate one hand to holding them, they will swing down like a lesbian with nunchuks on Mr. Happy every time. This will definitely cause overspray, not to mention screams in the night.

HOW TRUE! My wife got one. The first time I tried to use the *$%^&* thing, I took it off and dumped it in the trashcan.

LOL

[B.O. Plenty]

Bump

[sweetliberty]

"my hair is half way down my back and will stay there until I die or it falls out on its own."

I agree. The last time I had my hair cut short I think I was 13 or 14. I just don't think that most women look attractive with short hair, at any age. In fact, I think most short hairstyles make a woman look older. I have cut my hair to shoulder length a couple of times in my adult life, and I felt nearly naked. It is now nearly to my waist, and while I may trim it back a few inches form time to time, I can't imagine that I would ever really cut it. When I was a little girl, I used to watch my great-grandma brush her long, thick, silver hair 100 strokes every morning before braiding it and twisting it into a bun. I always thought it was so pretty.

[sweetliberty]

"Any other female FReepers who hate to shop...raise your hands...I know you are out there"

[Servant of the Nine]

"Telling whoppers again swervie?..."

ROTFL! It had to be said.

Do you remember some incident I don't?

So9

[sweetliberty]

"Do you remember some incident I don't?"

Should we tell him Nully?

[Servant of the Nine]

Should we tell him Nully?

Oh please do.

So9

[gitmo]

You never miss huh? Typical male response....always looking to ignore his short comings.



These handy targets help improve one's aim.

[sweetliberty]

I do enjoy shopping if it is in some little town with unique shops and I have lots of time and a little money to spend. Then it can be fun. But in general I hate shopping for clothes, shoes, groceries, household necessities and most everything else. If there is something I need I find it very frustrating to have to shop for it, especially if it is something that involves taste and comfort. It is just so unlikely that you will find what you want right away.

[sweetliberty]

"The #1 reason dancing is so sensuous; and why guys who don't learn to dance are foolish."

*Sigh* ... a man who gets it. I have always told my male friends, "learn to dance and you will have your choice of women."

[JoeSixPack1]

That urinal was designed by a woman!!!

The target area is all wrong!!! The only thing that can hit that is a stubby!!

And unless there's a pic of Hanoi Jane over the drain we can't see, it's going back!!!!!!

<;|-)~~

[sweetliberty]

"Very few women past the age of 50 look good with long hair."

Do y'all think my long hair makes me look older??

[JoeSixPack1]

Do y'all think my long hair makes me look older??

Thank you, I've waited two days to say this........

Please see rule #1. :-)

[gitmo]

Unless it's mounted about shin high.

[sweetliberty]

Those are hilarious!

[sweetliberty]

"Either Judge Dredd or Demolition Man"

It was Demolition Man. Classic lines too.

[sweetliberty]

"The more beautiful, graceful, and elegant a woman is the more her very existence is a rebuke to the butch man-haters, who insist that women can succeed in life only by acting like men."

Don't you find it odd that they strive so to be like those they obviously detest?

[JusPasenThru]

I haven't read the entire thread so forgive me if this has already been said: older women cut their hair in order to save money on hair coloring.