Having gotten my blood going in two Huey crashes [both overloaded on takeoff] and having observed a guy back into a turning tail rotor, you are damned well welcome to the things. I'll ride in them if I have to, or if I'm paid to, but not vice-versa.
I've got to admit that Loaches are neat, though, and once got a ride in the gunner's seat of a Cobra, very sporty. But not my idea of fun.
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