[wimpycat]

...you really need to upgrade your membership to Vast Neo-Con Conspiracy (VNCC) status. You get all the same gift programs, but you can forgo them in exchange for "power points".

Ooooh! I want to be a Vast Neo-Con Conspirator...that's what's "in" these days. I heard they're particularly eeeeeeeeevil and bent on the destruction of the Constitution and American culture.

[Stultis]

Ooooh! I want to be a Vast Neo-Con Conspirator...

Just take your VRWC membership card to the nearest Synagogue or Exxon/Mobil station. Don't forget your decoder ring 'cause you'll need the daily code phrase.