O`Reilly claims Hillary is a liar. How can he deny her innocence and her love?

dogeggs.com ^ | 6/5/03 | Metalboy

[Petronski]

"How? Why? Seems he a dove, his feathers are but borrowed say I!"

Bravo! Encore! LOL

Do you have a ping list?

[hunter112]

She might not have been shocked by yet another affair, but I'm sure she was furious with him over this one. It's like I tell liberal acquaintances who say that it was "just a little sex, all Presidents do it." I counter that it was Clinton's chief vulnerability during the 1992 campaign, they all remember Gennifer Flowers. With Jay Leno and David Letterman making jokes nightly about Clinton being a womanizer, why would he hand his political enemies the one thing they wanted most? I continue with, "Personally, I'm glad he did it. His agenda was not my agenda, but if his political inclinations were more in line with your own, YOU are the one who needs to be disappointed with him!"

I go on to mention welfare reform, if its somebody I suspect thinks welfare is OK. I point out that Clinton wouldn't have had to give away so much to the Republicans if he had only kept his scandals in the pre-Presidential period of his life. A dazed look goes over their faces as what I say sinks in.

Surely, in a split second, Hillary must have realized what Monica Lewinsky meant to her dreams of national domination. Whether that split second occurred in January when the affair first came up, or just about the time of the DNA tests that put it beyond the he-said, she-said range, I have no doubts that it enraged her. Personally, I believe that she was so shell-shocked by the time the affair first broke, that she was ready to believe The Bent One's denials. It would have made her rage all the more when she realized that she had been made the world's biggest fool. I guess I just like having that image of her!

[OldFriend]

Here we have the smartest woman in the world and she makes sure that the topic is all Monica all the time.

What a brilliant move........NOT

[LittleBoPeep]

How can Hillary possibly be a liar??? She testified that she couldn't remember ANYTHING!!!

[metalboy]

Bill said on the O`Reilly factor, and I quote, "In five years there is a very real possibility that Hillary can be president and if she is the President she should be honest." ......I was saying to myself is Bill on LSD? Forget about honest Bill! How about SANE!! He said she is the most powerful Democrat today which I also believe, but he was speaking like she was an actual candidate for president! Stick needles in my eyes! That`s what I would do before that psycho is ever elected! Sadly he is 1000% right.

[dansangel]

ROFL....I rather *like* your version much better. Sounds like a blockbuster to me!

Thanks for the ping, ((((sweetliberty)))) - great Friday morning chuckles!

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !!!

Hitlery could see the anguish growing in her Williams eyes and she said lovingly, "William, the conspirators...W-w-what they said cannot be true! Tell me William" William did not answer and hung his head low. The music grew ever more dramatic, low and intense..."William answer me!" Hitlery felt her heart beat ever harder as she began to gasp for air in her innocence..."William, I know the conspirators lied about your rape of Juanita, your affair with Gennifer, you sexual assault of Katherine, your sexual assault of the airline stewardess, your sexual assault of Paula. I know this too must also be a lie! Tell me my love..Tell me the intern is also a lie!" William said nothing but looked into Hitlerys eyes and his eyes said all she needed to know. Hitlery stepped back from William and felt her heart fall into the bottomless pit of her soulessness. She raised her hand to her chest as the back of her other hand rose across her mouth..."No! .N-N-N-NOOOOOOO NOOOO..Noooo! What are your eyes telling mine? They doth reveal unto me a truth which I cannot accept lest mine heart be savaged! " she said as she felt herself gulping for air as the tears began to well in her eyes! "Nooo" she said as she slapped him across the face and then ran from the room! William cried out to her, "My love! I was only trying to protect you and SoHo!"