[Lazamataz]

They're really going to have to come up with some exceptionally diverse replacements, to pay for their sins.

A black handicapped lesbian blind Wiccan woman would do the trick.

[Guillermo]

A black handicapped lesbian blind Wiccan woman would do the trick.

Black? Let's try: "African-American."

Handicapped? Let's try: "Handicapable."

Lesbian? Let's try: "a guys girl."

Blind? Let's try: "visually challenged."

Wiccan? Let's try: "Earth Goddess."

You are in dire need of a sensitivity training session.

[Sloth]

A black handicapped lesbian blind Wiccan woman would do the trick.

Only if she's "authentic."