After holding an impromptu press conference Richard Gere presents Dr Analfungus and proclaims, "this is the doctor who successfully pulled that gerbil out of my ass after all these years!'
Gere says, "I was in the operating room. The doctors went cooly about their and ripped her from my body, handed her to a nurse who wisked her away before I could even hold her. Thank God were reunited today after all these years.
And even better news, she still fits!"